letstalkcrap

2009-07-13T20:04:00.007+08:00

it has been like a LONG LONG time since i blogged so long that it almost seems like nothing could ever revive my blog. but fear not hui thong is here with her awesome revival skills. MUAhahahaha.....

ok enough of crap i am here for serious business to blog the longest blog EVER!(or at least in my blogspot).one whole full page of all my crappy shit life.(so excited!!!)i havent been blogging much this month not because nothing interesting happened in my life but on the contrary too much of crappy shit is happening i just simply have not enough time to address them all.

lets start with mths ago during the june hols when a group of us when to watch a cj drama .production steph paid like ten bucks to smell some guys smelly feet for the entire production. i admit the production was great but i had trouble trying to figure out what excactly the cast is trying to say the english was cheem-erlogicals.some parts were absolutely hilarious like the rice cum flour throwing parts.

Canteen talks are progressing really well nowadays we are starting to have proper topics to talk about each week. As I recall it should be the one smart fellow he felt smart thing that started it off. I distinctly remember Seline saying this quite loudly in front of her eye candy ‘HE SMELT FART’. Then the talk progressed to hey say jumps poster smeared with…ahem…stuff. And these few days we talked about storing umbilical cords and how pregnant women shit before giving birth. Not sure if that is true but I am sure Ashlyn said her mom gave birth to her through the shithole. Yes no kidding Ashlyn is…not that intelligent. She believes that her insurance cost her 10 of thousands per month. So for all those people who think that all JC people are smart, think again.

I am like hooked on Dong Bang these days. CHANGMIN! And this is almost driving me crazy. Once my mom asked me to spell CHARMING I spelt it C-H-A-N-G-M-I-N. Worst still the other time I was in geog class I heard usefulness as yoosuness. The reason that I am hooked, it is none other than Stephanie, it is almost impossible to not get hooked on the stuff Stephanie is hooked on. This fandom thing is killing my studies.

And I don’t know what is up with Seline these days; she is going around stepping on all the teachers toes. First by saying no idea to Mr san, then by throwing a bunch of leaves into a poor lit teacher’s face.

i dont know whats up these days everything is going wrong. everyday i go home after doing all that rubbish homework have in school, i return home only to hear that my stupid com has been sending rubbish (viruses) to other people . Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! and I dun know how to stop it

now to cheat a little pictures to fill up the empty spaces

me and my long hair, very feminine and demure right!

a random picture

SENTOSA!!!!!

last of all these days someone is getting too close for my comfort and ya i was pissed off on Friday.

end...(i hope this makes one page)

blah blah

2009-05-29T12:46:00.005+08:00

things are just weird these days. firstly i got sunburned whilst seating in class having Chinese lessons on a rainy day.then some other weird things happened.and finally i cannot believe that out of the five people that will not get into EXCO three of them is me Steph and Seline.three of us went for EXCO and all three of us did not get it.at first it seemed funny that all three of us did not get in but after alots of thinking we still did not understand why we did not get in.anw all i know is now i do not have to work as hard in interact as i am now in the future.(no more proposal writing!!)

oh ya another depressing thing happened khao lak...it is cancelled.WHY?!?!?!?

well on the brighter side (look towards me cos i am bright!!)the holidays are here ya! i can go play like siao again.oh but i still have to study for my mid years and if i want to keep my four H2s.i just took my GP paper yesterday it was ok. well actually i think i have completely wasted 2 hrs of my youth studying for my GP on wed-- nothing i studied for came out!!hope i pass this. oh and i had GP with dolly but it was not very distracting.

OK i may have a bit of confidence in passing GP, but i have the utmost confidence that i would have failed the national education quiz. i did even know which team won in soccer and i have no idea who the person in that picture is. my general knowledge really CMI. ah wells i thank god national education is not taken into account for Alevels

2138 not 2183

2009-05-12T21:45:00.004+08:00

i was down with rashes today because i was allergic to CHOCOLATES yes you didnt see it wrong chocolates!!! haish damn saded. look to the brighter side i dont really like chocolates to begin with.

anw rashes is not the main point... oh wait it is! because i had rashes i had to leave school early today. it felt really weird. then right when i got home i was sent off again by my grandmother to the polyclinic to see a doctor. and because of swine flu i had to queue up for 15 mins to take my tempt. and head off to the main entrance with a mask that restrict my breathing so much i almost hyperventilated. but wait thats not the main point. the main point is that i waited for two hours before i saw the no. 2138 flash across the queue no. flashing thing. i took a look at my ticket any "hey looks like my no. lets go in" when i got in the first thing the doctor did was stare at me weirdly. i sat down.he asked me to confirm my no. again i said 2183. he stares at me with a amused look and say" yup i called for 2138 not 2183". stunned i look at my ticket in disbelieve and went out to wait for another two more hours.turns out the ticket holder 2138 is a 73 year old lady no wonder the doctor stare at me like tat. OMG damn malu i no face liao. wont go back to the polyclinic for consultation even if i die...

feels energy draining away from me....needs sugar now!

2009-05-10T21:49:00.005+08:00

my blog is dying...need to revive it so...heres something

from seline's blog:
sis: se, its all your fault. if you didnt exist there wouldnt be swine flu already!me: ??#@%$#@!!
sis: you stupid pig! cause so much harm to people
mam: whats it got to do with seline! 小猪罗志祥 is the main cause!

ouch. why is my family so wwweirrrrd.

this reminds me of something my brother is just as weird.

brother:eh...you think my legs are fat? i think they are really fat...
me (stares at his legs then at mine realises mine are fatter)
me :dun make me slap you!!!

brother : eh...what do you call a prawn with no legs
me : what?
brother :lame sia (xia)!!!
me : WTH!!!!

seriously i have never came across a guy who asks me if his legs are fat, it is just like a girl who goes up to a guy and says :
eh...you think my pegs are small???
seline can you pls go back and check if you have a long lost brother cause i swear my brother seems to have traits that resemble you

and...i gave up on the try spects take pic thing scared the guy wack me

black or the red spects

2009-05-07T18:58:00.003+08:00

hey i just had this brillant idea. i can take a picture of myself in the black spects and take another one in the red spect then we can have a voting to see which spect suit me better.yeah! problem solved. hey i wonder if the spect shop guy would keel me if i go back there an try all the spects w/o buying

yan tang

2009-05-04T18:11:00.004+08:00

today everything was just as usual with conversation topics like donut pretzels jelly and kit kat. oh wait there is a new addition nachos.i just realised that all of our eye candy is also selines eye candy.right now she has 4 eye candies it is like her eye candy membership is unlimited.

and today something embarrassing happened in geog class again.lava from a volcano should be viscous not vicious.and since my en-gurish not veh the pow-der-fools i said "vis..."with a slip of the tongue and mr tay's sharp impish ears caught it before i could take it back.his eyes swell up twice its size when he heard me and he almost screamed WHAT?!?!

really got to improve my en-gurish...

oh and need to buy spects i am deciding between a black frame one that makes me look nerd or a red frame that makes me look ordinary.hmmm...tough choice

and cutting down words for PI is really blood vomiting...

breaking the camera lens

2009-04-19T20:03:00.014+08:00

feeling random

2009-04-19T18:25:00.004+08:00

this may seem weird and sudden but hui thong is going to get a boyfriend after her As during her 8 months holidays.

annoying bitches

2009-04-17T22:13:00.005+08:00

interact was damn weird on Wednesday from the moment we reached the door to LT5.seriously yah.It started when we decided to take a shortcut to LT5 and unknowingly to us you cannot fully shut the LT door or else others might get stuck outside the LT.And since we didnt know about this, after me Kai Zhen Ashlyln and the whole 1T17 gang(except Jane) went into the LT we just happily shut the door locking Steph Seline and Jane out.

from inside the LT
(boom boom boom ...)
everyone stares at the door in shock
(boom boom boom...)
knocking continued...
me:did someone fell down the stairs? or is Seline trying to open the door again *with an amused face* (Seline has a habit of pushing when the door needs to be pulled and pulling when the door requires to be push to open)

from outside the LT
Steph Seline Jane is kicking on the door and hitting it with all their might thinking that we purposely locked them out
Jane: whoever locked us out let us in now or i will squeeze your boobs when i get in

finally Ashlyn regain her composure and let them in. immediately the whole LT burst out laughing. does this happen to everybody or just the group of us?

then when the interact meeting finally started we had to go up to do a self presentation if you want to be an EXCO member and we also had to do a group presentation. both of which we got picked on by a bunch of irritating shit face people. what is their problem .why pick on us such childish people.

last of all GO Stephanie for rebutting "that's your opinion mine's different" chao suang

weird

2009-04-10T23:12:00.006+08:00

tuesday
place: in the computer lab
time: during project work period

eunice: lets do our project on emergency
bao yue, debra, eunice: we can do on the korean hostages in bali one
(what i heard): we can do on the korean people singing with barney one
eunice steph: what!?!?!?!?
seline: hey you are becoming like me
me: omg why me?????

thursday
place canteen
time: reccess (talking about surnames)

me: seline has a really werid surname...kok
seline: (stops eating halfway points to everybody)wait wait wait...next time if my surname remains kok i cannot call my child harry
(i.e harry kok)
everybody: laughs and think to ourselves WTH?!?!

is it only me or is Seline just super super weird

yesterday i went out with steph jaseline seline and esther we went to shop at far east. i never knew seline was so stalkerish until yesterday and steph could not stop terry-rising seline and i dun know how but some how the conversaton led to terry-yucky. anw many of them left after shopping leaving only me steph and esther so we went to dinner at KFC!!!BTW every one should really try the LOVE CALCULATOR...heres the link http://www.lovecalculator.com/

this week we met more weird people in interact Chanel Jane God and Valerie and guess what they are also in 1t17 where joel januvi and andy are from.many people i know from 1t17 is rather weird...*scratch head and wonders why*

catholic jc yea!!!

2009-04-03T21:36:00.004+08:00

school is great except for the part where i made a distorted face of distress in front of my geog lecturer which he noticed with his egale sharp eyes.steph is slapping me as usual and seline is just getting weirder kai zhen's english is improving excactly the opposite of what i am doing eunice getting stressed about her tutorials Ha is still so clever esther still going very irritating leh when teased about her mr dao and ashlyn keeps on eating...

and then there is....NEWSPAPERS

there is only one word to describe interact trash to cash project......sick.there was just so many people who donated newspapers and worst still we need to lug every single one of these bag to the weighing machine what seems to me 100miles away just to weigh the papers for the interclass competition.it is even worst on the last day when class 2T23 decided that they do not want to lose the competition and therefore brought 200 plus kg of newspapers at one go.WTH.my arm are now too feeble to do anything they are just failing around like FISHES?!?
i never realised that news papers can be found everywhere and anywhere.....up till now
newspaper newspapers and more NEWSPAPERS seriously i cannot take this anymore

btw i took 1hrs to finish typing this.... feeble arms....

what a week....of accidents!

2009-03-28T20:04:00.006+08:00

never ever try this anywhere:
--never try to imitate anyone losing thier balance while walking up a step.who knows you might just slip off the step and end up laughing at your stupidity

--never laugh at people who trips over sumthing and stumble.you might just trip over the basketball nettings during pe while you retrive the ball during a basketball game and your teacher would see all of this and look at you as if you are retarded

--never laugh at anyone when the trips over nothing cos that might just happen to you during pe

--never stand anywhere near ppl who are playing with an orange frisbee as who knows the fribee might just miss everyone standing around and i repeat AROUND you and just hit you and you would just go--ow it hit me--and everybody would just laugh their heads off at you

wad do they teach them nowadays laugh at people when they are hurt...tsk tsk

ohoh and there was alfesco(did i spell it correctly?) it was ok. a little smaller than i thought it would be but it was quite nice lying at the quadrangle under the stars watching movies and i finally see jaseline again for like after a long long time.yea!but it was creepy to go home at night...

OhOh and seline should quit staring and noticing the birds doing the shuttle run...

end :)

pee pot

2009-03-20T21:54:00.003+08:00

was doing project at ashlyn's house when i saw this CUTE pot 90cm tall i was telling seline that if you stare into it it is totally black like a bottomless pit hole.then seline blew her nose and asked where the dustbin is ashlyn refuse to tell her and i joked abt throwing the tissue into the pot.THEN i dunno what overcame seline, she decided that it would be funny if she would TO PEE IN THE POT *shakes head *

BUT relax she didnt do it so the CUTE pot remains standing there awaiting some urgent guy to relieve himself there and then.

oh ya then i went to sentosa with ameila and jaseline on thurs and had a salt bath for 3 hrs---in the sea.we were at palawan beach at the place where they have the long bridge thingy.we decided that it would fun to swim from one end of the bridge to the other .the water there was dark and cold and the thing is i was watching this documentary on sharks the night before the water there was exactly like the water in the documentary and that was um just...freaky.and the funny thing is while swimming i heard the lifeguard blowing his whistle at us and true enough the moment we reached the opposite shore we got 'talking' from him for swimming across like that.we should have just ignored him and just swam away.if he didnt stop me to lecture me i would stood up and shouted----YES! I DID IT *grins widely to the world*

anw that is another thing to add on to my list of----the crazy things i do

and there was the science camp where we had to help out in bio lessons there were six batch of students.therefore we heard the tutor repeat his lessons 6 times at least. we made a couple of new people januvi and joel. we became fast friends and even ate lunch together after knowing each other for only 5 hrs.

and at the end of the day this is my verdict:
januvi is nice and...
joel should watch more incredible tales...advertisements

2009-03-16T12:52:00.003+08:00

i just had geog test last fri and i study the night before till i was so sick. i started at like 5 pm and i only finished studying like at 12 midnight and we had like 50 pages to read in total not to say that half of it has too be memorised and the words in the notes started out big--- abt font size 14---thn it slowly decreased too font size 5 or something .i was squinting my eyes like from 10pm to 12 trying to figure out what the notes is trying to tell me under the faint,dim lights.needless to say i gave up halfway and just went to sleep and it was not a bad choice cos whatever came out the next day did not require the infomation in the back ...or maybe be it did and i just didnt use it..OMG geog is tough

anw i try on fri night hotel626 and it was quite ok lah not that scary the ghost pictures are quite ok but the sound are quite scary and after i played the game i moved on to watch the ghost show on channel u at eleven thirty---the unborn---i think thats the name. and yah i had quite a freaky friday

and come to think of it i had so much time to do these things cos...
THE HOLIDAYS are here YES YES YES...

bird noises

2009-03-10T21:08:00.005+08:00

was having chinese test today when i dunno what happen seline decided to make bird noises...yes during the test sum more i almost turn around to tell her SHUT UP!!!!! ...but i also return her a favour by making a crow sound during a gp compre session

oh ya and i realised when i put the smilely thing in my post my tagboard will go half missing according too many ppl---but it looks ok on my com donno why ----weird...anw i decided to take it off so BYE BYE SMILEYS I'LL MISS YOU

*weep weep* *delete*

end here...

seline needs hearing aid

2009-03-05T19:41:00.006+08:00

jc life sure is hectic still trying to get use to the work load and the constant screaming of DBSK super junior ahrashi at the canteen table....my poor ears i m going deaf alr.i remember how all my secondary sch friends say i talk very loudly but in jc everybody is so damn loud i become a softspoken person...the culprits steph & eunice

last of all i swear i am going crazy.kenneth goh does not rhyme with cannon ball at all and zac is taking off his tag.....not pants.seline i think you are going to form a new record for poor...um no...terrible or even loss of hearing.
i can alr see the headline:

girl undergoes ear transplant because of bad hearing

and seline your picture will be there

end...

super sinful...really

2009-03-04T21:55:00.003+08:00

today the whole of 1t-32 went out for ice cream at island creamery(and the mud pie there is a must try) and ya i had a mud pie.pls let me elaborate...the mud pie had two layers of chocolate ice cream w some white stuff...rly it was super sinful so i only had half.but it was all it took for me to fall in love with island creamery i going there again...SOON!.anw i had mass pe yesterday then cross country today and tml i am having mass pe again so not so bad lah----i will be running 8KM for this week.hahas i really feel i am trying to give excuses for my diet.shld start eating healthy now*control*

SICK!

2009-03-02T19:38:00.005+08:00

today i had geog and we had to do two essay in 20 mins and it is not the short simple ones we had to write two full pages...WTH...geog makes me sick i cant believe i have a geog test coming up if it is like today i will just cry and tear the paper up...

but on the lighter note mass pe is not that bad now...we run abt 2 km do push ups bridge sit ups inclined pull ups GST(grand stand torture) i feel great and healthy......50kg my target weight.GO GO GOOO!!!

pictures for grin with green

2009-02-27T23:57:00.004+08:00

jealous ba

2009-02-27T18:36:00.002+08:00

unfortunately hui thong does not have to rot at home now cos she has a date...no lah actually i is going to barbecue with my mum at her friends house.jealous ba...

homework sucks

2009-02-24T20:48:00.004+08:00

Another obscenely thick stack of homework given today...90% geog 10% GP. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!cant keep up with school work...oh oh btw loads of lame jokes from our chem teacher

what did one titration say to the other?
ans:lets meet at the end point...

i know!... i see alot of dots and a crow

interact on last fri was fun we went to a childcare centre to teach young children and i got one boy.he is young cute but very very VERY playful dun want to do homework always run here run there.but due to my strong determination (wahahaha)i managed to MAKE HIM DO HIS HOMEWORK!i know it doesnt sound like much but all the same i feel accomplished

then on last sat we had another interact thing called grin with green it was fun hanging out with the kids and the old folks and best of all we each got a GOODIE BAG after the event...

OH YA! got to do work stop here

i am a lost sheep baa...

2009-02-20T19:48:00.004+08:00

Yup this is my blog...i recently just went into catholic jc *whoo hoo!* but big change from secondary sch lah so i kinda lost.donno what cca to join donno whether i can handle sch work donno what to eat at recess blah blah blah and now i donno whether i can finish my geog hw.so many question all so complicated.HELP ME!!! i am going CRAZY LIAO!!! anyway no time to get crazy need to do work stop crapping le.

hmmm... btw do sheeps go baa... or maa...?